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by ottoKorrect
4-03-13
I need to see two forms of ID please.
Really? Quinn, it's me Marla. We went to school together.
I'm sorry but I need to see two forms of ID please.
Oh I get it. You'd only recognize me if I was naked on all fours from behind with my arse spread. Fine. If that's what you want, that's what you'll get.
Dad! Don't look!
Marla?

 

by ottoKorrect
11-01-17
Oh my god! Comic number 599,998! Quick, save the next three comics so number 600,000 will be all ours!
But you're not a donor, bonehead!
So?
So, if you save these comics just to save them, you can't go back and edit them later.
You need to come up with like five bucks, or something.
Did I hear that someone needs five bucks?

 

by ottoKorrect
11-01-17
Thanks for the five bucks!
You owe me a bottle of mouthwash by the way. Why is number 600,000 so important to you anyway?
These numbers don't come around everyday.
You're right. It took over seven years to go from 500,000 to 600,000.
Geez! It will take almost 30 years to get to 1 million comics at this rate!
That's assuming RCLG and ragu_4_bacon keep making comics at the rate they do!

 

by ottoKorrect
11-01-17
Comic 600,000!
Again, it's not that big of a deal. 500,000 maybe. 750,000 maybe. 1 million of course. But not 600,000.
Well at least gabe_billings can't take credit for it.
So?
So, it's a moral victory.
When did morals ever come into play here at stripcreator?

 

by ottoKorrect
12-08-21
My office is doing one of those "Dirty Santa" gift exchanges this year.
Mine too.
Now I've got to bring a gift that will get stolen several times before someone claims it while I steal someone else's gift.
Oh. That's what "Dirty Santa" means. I gotta go.
Where to?
I need to return a penis candle.

 

by ottoKorrect
1-03-22
Next round's on me!
Well, okay then, Dee. What are we celebrating?
I lost enough weight to fit in these jeans.
We have something in common.
You've lost weight too?
Nope. We've both been working very hard to get in your pants.

 

by ottoKorrect
1-05-22
Have a good New Year's Eve?
Sure did. The family played board games until midnight.
The whole family?
Yep. Even my grandpa Joe.
I thought he died.
He did. We filled one of the game timers with his ashes.

 

by ottoKorrect
1-11-22
Oh boy! The new Black Widow comic book is here!
Ooh! Ooooooh! OOOOHHH!
Why is there web fluid on the ceiling, Peter?
Sorry! I'll clean that right up Aunt May!

 

by ottoKorrect
1-21-22
I would do anything for love.
Pegging?
Yeah. I won't do that!

 

by ottoKorrect
2-09-22
Hey. The group is doing some photos together in the other room!
I'll pass. I hate how I look in pictures.
Well, I'm getting in on this!
You must be very comfortable with your body. I'm not. They say the camera adds 10 pounds.
I knew that was false as soon as I started sending dick pics.

 

by ottoKorrect
3-23-22
What you need, man?
Does marijuana have an expiration date?
Huh. Not sure.
I usually just smoke everything I got five minutes after I get it.

 

by ottoKorrect
3-25-22
That's great news doc!
I fail to see how that's great news.
Are you kiddin'?! I'm allowed to touch myself anytime I want to!
No. I said you could have a stroke at any time.

 

by ottoKorrect
4-05-22
Where are you going?
I need to go perform a reverse exorcism.
How does that even work?
Well, I simply tell the priest he needs to exit the child's body.

 

by ottoKorrect
4-06-22
Welcome to Tad's Tats. What can I do for you?
I'd like Chris Rock's face on my tattooed on my ass.
Is there some special meaning behind this?
My husband likes to role play as Will Smith.

 

by ottoKorrect
4-15-22
Any big plans?
My niece is getting married Easter weekend. She waited too long and can't find an available DJ.
Try DJ Finkelman.
You think he'll be available?
He's jewish so I know he has no plans that weekend.

 

by ottoKorrect
7-28-22
Mr. Dow! Leave it to Beaver fans were heart broken when they thought you had died.
I really am sorry for the confusion.
Reports are that your wife found you in bed and really believed that you were dead.
That's right. But to be fair,
I've been in bed making love to my wife many a night thinking she was dead.

 

by ottoKorrect
9-06-22
Look out Eagle Eye! We may have to eject before this mission is over!
Okay. See ya!
Eagle Eye! Not yet!
He always did have a problem with premature eject-ulation...

 

by ottoKorrect
11-11-22
How 'bout now?
No.
Now?
No.
How 'bout now?
Dammit Jim! Just because he's dead and it would be funny does not mean you can smash Gallagher's head like a watermelon!

 

by ottoKorrect
2-24-23
How was the car show? Did you bring back anything?
I did. I got a 67 Courgar for my son.
Hey sweet thing! Come over and give me some sugar!
DAAAAAAD!!!

 

by ottoKorrect
5-24-23
Hey God!
Jesus! It's Tina Turner!
I'll meet Jesus later. Just let me in.
I'm not sure how to tell you this, but you're not on the list.
Just fuck me around back and then you can let me in.
What's love got to do with it?

 

by ottoKorrect
6-01-23
It's been a while since I've been with anyone.
I'll be gentle. The skin of your penis is so soft.
Thank you.
I moisturize.

 

by ottoKorrect
6-13-23
What do you think?
It sure is red. Let me guess. You painted the whole room with your...
Period blood.
FUCK YES BABY!!!
Most people would be disgusted.
And most people don't want to pay child support either.

 

by ottoKorrect
10-30-23
Step on a crack...
Break your mother's back.
Step on a stick...
Break your father's...
DON'T STEP ON THAT STICK!!!

 

by ottoKorrect
3-07-24
Welcome to Chipotle. What can I get you?
Chicken burrito with white rice, please.
Why white rice and not brown rice?
Just rice-ist, I guess.

 

by ottoKorrect
4-11-24
April 09, 2024
I ain't got much time left. I need to make arrangements for my funeral A.S.A.P.!
Well this is short notice. All we have is an extra small casket, Mr. Simpson.
But what if I'm too big?
Well, if the casket don't fit, then we in deep shit!

 

by ottoKorrect
4-11-24
April 09, 2024
There's gotta be something we can do. My doc says it won't be long now.
Mr. Simpson, our options are limited. There is something we could try to get you into the casket.
What?
We gonna have to squeeze the Juice!

 

by ottoKorrect
4-11-24
April 09, 2024
What if we did something other than a casket? Something more creative?
You played for the USC Trojans, right?
Yeah.
Well, I suppose we could go Trojan horse style and shove your body up the ass-end of a white bronco!

 

by ottoKorrect
4-11-24
April 09, 2024
This is crazy!
You're not happy with any of our options?
Damn right I'm not! I'll be taking my business elsewhere!
Sorry to hear that Mr. Simpson. But thank you for stopping by Goldman and Brown Mortuary!

 

by ottoKorrect
4-25-24
It's movin' time Harvey!
Yep. New York is letting me go. Now to serve my time on the west coast.
You seem very chipper about all of this.
I sure am! Blondes, bubble butts and beaches!
You know you will be behind bars for 16 years without access to the women out there.
I was talking about my cellmate Jake. He's a big boy with golden locks who has a thing for Bette Midler movies.

 

by ottoKorrect
6-05-24
So what do you do?
I deliver babies.
That must be so exciting bring new life into the world.
I'm sorry. I get this all the time. That's not it.
I find random babies and remove their livers.

 

by ottoKorrect
6-08-24
I heard you are appealing the California decision.
You're darn right! The trial wasn't fair.
You're telling me. It was more circus than fair.
Not what I meant.
So what was so unfair about it?
Everyone's biased towards predatory old white men now.

 

by ottoKorrect
7-26-24
Morning.
Morning. I'm gonna get up and get ready.
Man, I'm so tired.
I'm just dragin' this morning.
Me too babes. Me too.

 

by ottoKorrect
7-26-24
Hey! You're Woody from Toy Story!
I sure am pardner!
I have always wa--
Agh!
Hi mister!
Oh, I get it. Woody is the only one to go limp when a boy enters the bedroom!

 

by ottoKorrect
8-01-24
Now remember kids, if a bully is saying hurtful things to you, try using a phrase like,
"Your words mean nothing."
Fibbery gibbery gee ma goo!
Your words mean nothing!

 

by ottoKorrect
10-17-24
Did you hear about Harry Styles' band mate?
You mean Liam Payne, who died in pain, and whose death involved a window pane?
Uh, yeah.
I guess he learned that gravity only goes in one direction.

 

by ottoKorrect
11-09-24
My god, do I love "no shave November"!
I don't get it.
The whole point of the month is to NOT shave and you've been shaving.
Yeah, but my wife hasn't.

 

by ottoKorrect
11-26-24
Are you sure it was a good idea to just replace the old one so we wouldn't have to talk to him about death?
Yeah. I mean, he doesn't exactly look like the old one, but I think he might not notice.
Hey! Who's the new kid?!

 

by ottoKorrect
2-19-25
So what do you do?
I'm a bean counter. Sorry. I'm an accountant.
Hey! I'm a bean counter too!
You're in accounting?
Nope. I work for ICE.

 

by ottoKorrect
2-27-25
God!
Gene!
Can I get in?
"Hoosier" Daddy?
Never mind...

 

by ottoKorrect
5-06-25
You heard the President! Each kid now only gets three dolls and five pencils. Your job is to store all the extra dolls here
Where are we storing the extra pencils?
There are no extra pencils.
Mr. President, here are more of the executive orders you asked to sign.
Dammit! I need more pencils!

 

by ottoKorrect
6-11-25
Monkey! Thanks for visiting!
No prob, Harvey. I head about the retrial.
Yeah. You win some. You lose some.
You seem very okay with the split decision.
Well, you know how I love to see a good split!

 

by ottoKorrect
6-22-25
What's with the box?
I run a crematorium.
You can't bring ashes in here!
It's fine. We'll have some dinner. Some wine maybe. Then we'll be on our way.
That's the most messed up thing I have ever heard!
Have you never heard of carbon dating?

 

by ottoKorrect
7-24-25
Welcome to hell Ozzy! Table for one?
Well, a right-winged, racist, facist, entertainer just died and should be joining us soon.
Malcolm-Jamal Warner was a racist?

 

by ottoKorrect
8-21-25
Why do so many Hispanics work in housekeeping?
It's biblical.
What?
John 11:35, "Jesus swept."

 

by ottoKorrect
10-27-25
Ready for Halloween?
Yep. Gotta make sure I inspect all the candy the kids bring home.
I remember my mom looking through mine to see if there were any razor blades or dog poop wrapped in foil.
The world has only gotten worse. More evil. Now we gotta wacth out for--
Red dyes! Gluten!
High fructose corn syrup! Peanuts!

 

Hi ya, Yogi!
Hey there, Labubu!
by ottoKorrect, 1-08-26

 

by ottoKorrect
1-08-26
Why haven't you put together your Logo set I got you for Christmas?
I have.
I am literally looking at a bunch of Lego that you have just dumped all over your floor.
I know,
You literally got me the Twin Tower Logo set.

 

by ottoKorrect
1-08-26
It was not uncommon in other cultures and earlier in history, for much older men to marry young girls, even girls in their early teens.
Ms. Haversham?
Is that why at a wedding, the man is called a "groom"?

 

by ottoKorrect
1-12-26
The male will search for the perfect pebble to offer the female. If she accepts, she will mate with him for life.
What a stupid documentary! No girl is going to fall for a pebble and then agree to have your babies.
You'd be surprised.
20 years earlier
Oh my Gawd! You're engaged! Give me your hand. I gotta see that rock!

 

by ottoKorrect
1-12-26
What happened to you?
I got into a fist fight with a dog.
What breed?
Wait! Don't tell me! It was a box---
Pug.

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