Real Life: Dirty Santa

Author: ottoKorrect

Date: December 8, 2021

by ottoKorrect
12-08-21
My office is doing one of those "Dirty Santa" gift exchanges this year.
Mine too.
Now I've got to bring a gift that will get stolen several times before someone claims it while I steal someone else's gift.
Oh. That's what "Dirty Santa" means. I gotta go.
Where to?
I need to return a penis candle.