oN tHE qUESTION OF iNTEGRITY -ALTERNATIVE oXFORD dICTIONARY

Author: 011cahleb1

Date: December 23, 2004

by 011cahleb1
12-23-04
Prime Minister Blair Appearing on The Weakest Link
''Tony. What's The political Definition of Integrity?
''Ummm..''
Trust A Lawyer Conducting Rather Mental Gymnastics With The Ambiguity of Words..
''Tell Me. When Did You Go To School? Did You Stand In The Corner With A Dunces Cap On Your Head For The Whole Of Your School Life''
''...Hmm. Integrity. That's a Question I find Easy To Answer..You See It's Rather Like The Question Of Whether We Doctored That Intelligence Report. Boo. Boo.Ra. Fiddlesticks..I'll Say It Again.
And Next Week I'm Chairing A Parliamentary Debate On Ministerial Accountability
Tony. Obviously You're Talking Complete *ollocks Once Again. You Are The Weakest Link.So Long. Goodbye, You Twat..''
Naturally, I find It Rather Unfair. I thought That Question Was Rather Tricky To Answer..Despite This I Shall Just Click My Heels Three Times..There's No Place Like Home.There's No Place Like Home.