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| Why, what could possibly go wrong? | |
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| Only about a billion things. I could slip on a banana skin and break my neck, I could drown in a bowl of soup, I could be run over by a Fiat Multipla. | |
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| It's like a hilarious fatal accidents list! | |
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| Maybe an emu will kick you in the testicles and shatter your pelvis! | |
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