Deminautilus 38: Take our chances

Author: 0401040

Date: January 16, 2006

by 0401040
1-16-06
I have a bad feeling about today.
Why, what could possibly go wrong?
Only about a billion things. I could slip on a banana skin and break my neck, I could drown in a bowl of soup, I could be run over by a Fiat Multipla.
It's like a hilarious fatal accidents list!
That's not helping.
Maybe an emu will kick you in the testicles and shatter your pelvis!