Mechanemone 14: Don't ever come here

Author: 0401040

Date: October 3, 2006

by 0401040
10-03-06
We should really go on a holiday or something because this place sucks.
Are you kidding? This place rules!
It's full of angry drunken yobs, idiot students, the streets are dirty, the air tastes like refuse, the river is the same colour as gravy.
There's only one nice green space, it's noisy, the topography is extremely dull, there are vast ugly wastelands everywhere.
Well yeah, but it's still totally awesome.