Retronarcissus 35: Let's tie pork to the pig's back

Author: 0401040

Date: June 9, 2007

by 0401040
6-09-07
Meanwhile... Back wherever the hell these guys were last...
I am the President of this planet, either you release me or I will hang you all for treason.
Madam President, you are in no position to be bargaining here.
As we speak, the authorities will be on their way, tracking my position via satellite.
Shit... Didn't think about that.
Moments later...
So you're saying satellites can only track people on the Earth's surface?
I'm saying maybe I should deal with the President from now on.