Objects and People5: Rhetoric

Author: 100Faces

Date: July 16, 2007

by 100Faces
7-16-07
... so I'm talking to all the objects in the world. There is something extremely important I have to say to you. Have you ever noticed that objects hardly ever get names in stories, fairytales or ...
... films? It's high time to change this injust treatment of our kind. I demand justice! I demand a revolution! I mean, we've got Mack the Knife, Thomas the Train or this Volkswagen called Herbie ...
... but that's it! What I'm trying to ...
What about Spongebob? He is an object, isn't he?
Erm ... well ... erm ... The meeting is postponed until somebody finds out if Spongebob is an object or not. Isn't he some kind of mollusc or coelenteratum?
... erm or was it coelenterata?