Objects and People46: Resurrection

Author: 100Faces

Date: July 21, 2007

by 100Faces
7-21-07
Double agent Trevor attempts to trick Jesus into trying out his latest invention ...
Come on, Jesus. Please, for Christ's sake!
I'm not going to step inside your stupid Resurrectionator. It probably hurts.
Good heavens, no! It just tickles a little, for God's sake. Jesus, if it doesn't work with you, it won't work with anyone. You sure don't want to ruin the experiment, do you?
If it's an Resurrectionator, that means you have to kill me first, right?
God forbid, no! The machine does that automatically.
Alright, I'll do it. But only if thou stoppeth making wrongful use of my name, sir.