Random Teddy Bear

Author: 100Faces

Date: March 15, 2008

by 100Faces
3-15-08
If you call your teddy bear Jesus, you shall be tormented eternally in a fiery lake of burning sulfur.
Oh.
If you call your teddy bear Mohammed, boiling water shall be poured over your head and this will cause your internal organs to melt.
Yuk!
If you call your teddy bear Buddha, you shall never know the supreme state free of suffering and individual existence.
You know what, guys? I'll call him Satan and live happily in peace forever.