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| It's election day and I'm ready. I'm cleverer than Bush and better-looking than Nixon. | |
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| But this is like saying you're better at cosmology than Andre Agassi and a better tennis player than Stephen Hawking. | |
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| See? Both of them have made millions. My humble aim is to become president. | |
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| Humble aim? The president of the United States is the most powerful man in the world. | |
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| What? Being the president of the Three Rivers Stadium, Pine Street, the Walmart store in Redlands, Tulsa Int. Airport and Warwick, RI makes me the most powerful man in the world? | |
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| But sir, these are only five states. [sigh]. What am I saying? | |
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