CC 412: God's Plans for 2009

Author: 100Faces

Date: January 3, 2009

by 100Faces
1-03-09
Canada's attack on Uruguay will be the start of the third world war, a new virus will eradicate half the population of Europe, but the polar bears will be saved from extinction.
Are you kidding? You can't do that, Lord.
Come on, why shouldn't I have a little bit of fun at last?
Well, it's your world. Do what you want.
Alright. Canada will start the third world war, half the population of Europe will die of a new virus, and Sarah Palin will be eaten by the very last polar bear.
It's so much better that way.