RCD 40: Look what Santa Did Bring!

Author: 100Faces

Date: September 2, 2010

by 100Faces
9-02-10
That fucking cat you gave my daughter for Christmas pissed on the living room floor. It smells like urine in the whole house, even the cookies do!
But, ma'am. It was just a toy cat.
It's actually the strongest about where you're standing now for Christ's s... Wait! What did you say?
Erm.
Santa?!
Sorry, ma'am. Where can I wash my hands?