The Real Life of the American Teen

Author: 12joliegl

Date: April 23, 2012

by 12joliegl
4-23-12
Hey little boy, you need a ride somewhere?
No thanks littly boy liker who secretly acts like a little boy's friend so he can take him in his van with the blacked out windows.
And how do you know I am secretly a little boy kidnapper?
Your tattoo says "What's the best part of doing twenty eight year old boys? There's twenty of them."
Oh... well there's plenty of candy in my van if you want some.
Okay, in other words, get outta here.