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That's Rock And Roll.

 

What's really wrong with this picture? by 25cents 9-10-05
guess what? I decided to go vegan!!!	yeah, i figure that i might as well just do my part to save the animals..	i hate you so much right now. ...

 

You're not witty by 25cents 9-10-05
Just another day on Jesus Ranch... Jesus Christ, it's hot...		OK, seriously, that hasn't EVER been funny.

 

I love you mike. by 25cents 9-11-05
YEAH!!! I LOVE ATREYU!!! I AM SO DRUNK!!! WOOOOOOO!!	WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!	X24X oh shit.

 

this is stupid by 25cents 9-11-05
yar, i be lookin fer me pirate booty, ye scurvy scalawag!	yeah? well catch this, jive turkey - $50 an hour, anything you want!	YO NIGGA, FUCK YOU, I'LL BUS' A CAP IN YO ASS! yar, i only be havin' dubloons, ye landlubbin villain!

 

Christ, you're stupid. by 25cents 9-11-05
		It's the apocalypse. Everyone's dead, dipshit.

 

my girlfriend thinks i'm retarded. by 25cents 9-11-05
oh, uh...hehe...hey jesus. ohhh...my head. what happened?	you, uh...you drank a lot last night, man. ugh...it feels like that time...hey...	oh man, you shoulda seen your face!!!! man, you guys are assholes. at least you left my hair this time.

 

Sept. 11 by 25cents 9-11-05
oh. uhhh...hello. aren't you...y'know...a terrorist?	well...yes. yes i am. usually we hate that kind of attitude from americans, but 4 years ago, hahaha, we punked you hard! hmm...lemme check somethin real quick...	...?JIHAD!!! hmm, yep. you really are a dickless bastard.

 

Otto is a fat stupid fuck. by 25cents 9-11-05
where...oh, dude...we're evil. yeah. especially coz we drank all that communion wine and peed on the bibles...	wait...where the fuck're your clothes? i'm not quite sure. last i remember, i was running from your mom. i was clothed then.	what? why were you running from mom? well, you're a fat fuck otto. it's genetic. your mom was either trying to blow me, or thought i was a kielbasa dealer.

 

Fat Lad, Vol. 1 by 25cents 9-11-05
man...the rogue sure has changed. yeah, you're telling me. i bet i couldn't even kicked out of here now.	oh, i dunno man - you've got what i'd begrudgingly call a 'talent'. well...ok, yeah.	plus, i'm a faggot and you're probably gonna kick my ass simply for the fun of it. HEY, yeah...you're so right!

 

Fat Lad, vol 2 by 25cents 9-12-05
yes, sam...you've done a lot of things that most people would be terribly ashamed of. yup. that's been well documented and is known as a fact.	i just happen to think that mentioning them over and over may bring some measure of satisfaction to my pathetic life. i understand, otto. i mean, not having a job or a girlfriend, not to mention the amazingly poor taste you regularly exhibit in haircuts...it was bound to happen.	i emulate you becase i hate myself. please...forgive me. oh, otto...no. you have to learn to be an asshole simply for the joy of it - but you're too damned stupid. i pity you, my friend.

 

Fat Lad Vol 3(?) (The Episode in which we spin and puke) by 25cents 9-12-05
sam, what in the fuck is going on? i think i finally did it, otto. i got drunk enough to fuck up the entire world.	wow. i think it's about time you seriously thought about getting some serious help, man. what? why?	i wonder if i should bother taking his keys? look otto - it's obvious that i don't need any help to know how to ROCK AND ROLL. i mean, motley crue thinks i have problems - THAT'S awesome.

 

this is PC personified. by 25cents 9-13-05
nigger. nigger?	wop daygo. ohhhh...dyke!	yeah, hahaah, faggot! mick!!!!

 

what can i say? i like to pee. by 25cents 9-14-05
sam and levi leave the set of howard stern... so...um...levi....ok, fuck, get your hands outta yer pants and let's go home. i'm sick of this place	where the cutthroat freakshow has just wowed another audience. i can't take my hand out of my pants, jeremy stapled my hand to my cock. bt you're right. i need to get to a doctor. wh...dude...	Fin. i'll explain on the road. come on. hang on a sec, lemme piss in the sound booth

 

seriously, i hate doing what i'm told. by 25cents 9-15-05
and now for another true story i...um...	do i take the top off and pee in there?	fuck this. i'm gonna go piss in the cash register. assholes.

 

feelings...hurt. must...tell mommy... by 25cents 9-15-05
MOM!!! ring.	MOOOOMMM!!!!!! ring.	the guys on stripcreator called me a n00b!!! fin.

 

PLEASE STOP TORTURING US by 25cents 9-19-05
bltsandwich17: garble garble wee-op snarl meow bark tweet glaggle	the rest of stripcreator.com: WTF?	my fucking head hurts.

 

an attempt to ingratiate myself with the locals by 25cents 9-19-05
aka 'Chess Physics'... King me.	It ain't gonna king itself asshole. suck it up and just do it.	What the fuck're you talking about?

 

i'm a physics major (that's why i'm not funny) by 25cents 9-21-05
you people realize that the turbine IS generating gravitons as a function of it's having a mass, right?	i mean, there's no possible way that one could construe a mass to need an outside force acting on it to generate the elusive particle.	excuse her. she just failed a calculus test. and she's also a bitch.

 

lazy = funny by 25cents 9-22-05
		this is an original comic.

 

BTC #41 - kkkweer by 25cents 9-22-05
she said yes! you were right, phil! all it took was a little self-confidence and she was eating out of my hands! well, i'm glad you managed to find yourself a date, buddy...but...	she's so hot! never in a million years would i have thought i could get her to date me! and she's a great kisser, too! jon, that's a fucking guy. a guy. you just kissed a dude. i'm telling the grand wizard.

 

BTC #41 - i feel so dirty... by 25cents 9-22-05
hhhey man...don't you think you've had enough to drink? that's like the 20th glass i've seen in your hand all night. nah, it's ok man. i've been getting my beer for free, and i think it's non-alcoholic.	you've been getting it for free?!?! where? they have a tap in the restroom. it's called Glory Hole Ale or something like that. the tap works kinda funny, but it tastes kinda like Olde Style.

 

the guy on the left is a mute pacifistic jew-boy. by 25cents 9-23-05
you know, i've been thinking, and, well...	you're nothing but a butt-fucking jew.

 

girl physics

what the fuck're you thinking about?

by 25cents, 9-23-05

 

like dcomposed, only less funny by 25cents 9-23-05
hi. i'm basic. i think dinosaurs and racism are funny. cool. i'm pretty sure everyone would agree with you on that, except bltsandinhervagina	niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger	ok, seriously, get the fuck away from me.

 

cc 297 - fuck, i mean cc 298 by 25cents 9-24-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!		what the fuck?

 

OMFGZ I'M A BITER LAWLZ by 25cents 9-24-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!		no, i'm just kidding. i'm gonna go jack off on that dead hooker. SHAZAM!

 

cc 298, now in 5.1 by 25cents 9-24-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!	what about MY needs, huh?!?!?! you never consider how the things you're going to do affect others, you heartless fucking prick!!	wait, who said that?

 

meow (cc 298 boogie!) by 25cents 9-24-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! i'm glad we had this talk.	earlier... dude, what the fuck did you guys put in my toothpaste tube?	jizz. !!!

 

cc298 - super mario snatch bros by 25cents 9-24-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!		dude, you're fucking ugly. fin.

 

i should sleep. by 25cents 9-24-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!! je mappele francios!!!		no, thank you. bourgeious!

 

the dark side of physics by 25cents 9-24-05
so i was thinking...we should get jobs and start taking care of our children, seeing to their needs before we buy crack or clothes or jewelery. haha!		what the fuck are you talking about?

 

I RIPPED OFF HER STUPID COMIC I R0X0RZ by 25cents 9-26-05
well, i've got good news, and i've got bad news. hit me with the good news, doc.	well, you've only got six months to live. what the fuck? how is that the good news?	because you're also bltsandwich17. phew. at least i'm not gonna live.

 

the moral: never bet on riddles by 25cents 9-26-05
how many fingers am i holding up?		FINE. HAVE YOUR WAY WITH TOBOR.

 

yeah, i ripped this off. also? who cares. by 25cents 9-29-05
so i'm sodomizing this bitch, right? and she won't shut the fuck up. i'm getting pissed. seriously pissed.	finally, i just can't take it anymore. she JUST WON'T SHUT UP. so i tell her "MOM, IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M TELLING DAD!"	Okay, that was just wrong! but it felt so right....

 

gilbert gutfried by 25cents 9-29-05
hey, you look like jerry mouse! i never noticed before. you could totally be a star!	yeah? well you look like what i dropped off in your water dish this morning.	Okay, that was just wrong!

 

dcomposed

i hate minorities

by 25cents, 9-29-05

 

i had to try really hard for this.

how...do i put a quarter in it? how does this shit work?

by 25cents, 9-29-05

 

good lord, i'm topical! by 25cents 10-27-05
after years of experimentation...	the atrocity was finally complete, ready to be unleashed upon an unsuspecting world...	AT LEAST!!! BLTSANDWICH17 LIVES!!! IGOR, WE'VE DONE IT!!! Go now, my creation, and make the world pro-choice once more!

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