Angus the Dope-peddling Squirrel

Author: 2co

Date: September 23, 2003

by 2co
9-23-03
Hey, bro! Wanna buy a dimebag?
Since when did squirrels become dope-slingers?
Times are tough, boyo. Got laid-off last month. 15-fucking-years of foraging for the "Man" and I get thrown out on my ass with a wife and 3 kids at home. They gotta eat, y'know!
But how can the human market economy possibly effect the plight of a common squirrel.
Look ya little pissant, you want the fuckin bud or not?
Yeah, awright. Lemme just hit the ATM first.