Sally's Lost Cat

Author: 2co

Date: September 23, 2003

by 2co
9-23-03
Thank you SO much! I'm so glad you found Tigger, Mr. Gustafson.
Actually Sally, Tigger found me. He left home because he hates your guts.
Bullshit. Give me back my cat, you lecherous, bottom-feeding hick!
You'd best leave now Sally, lest I tell your parents about the Barbie Meth Lab.
Happy Birthday Mom!
God I wish he'd move out.