3e's Bible Part 3

Author: 3e

Date: January 11, 2003

by 3e
1-11-03
Thus the heavens and the earth were finished. And on the seventh day God finished his work that he had done, and he rested on the seventh day from all his work that he had done.
Meh, cool, thanks.
Two weeks later...
DIE COMMIE BASTARDS!
And then God said "fuckit" and drifted back to heaven, leaving the humans all on their own, dealing with the terrible mess they made.
Back to heaven I go!