Captain LongPenis adventures: Burnin' Buildings

Author: 4X4

Date: April 26, 2005

by 4X4
4-26-05
Help, Captain LongPenis, My son is stuck atop the of the red office complex, and there's a fire on the bottom floor and he can't get out!!
No worries, I'll just use a trick I've been saving for a rainy day...
SUPER BURP TARGET IMPLOSION!!!
But now my son is dead, and so is the whole of Manhattan!!
You can still search for his corpse, and anyway, the evil building is defeated thanks to... CAPTAIN LONGPENIS!!!!