Advenures of Captain LongPenis: Farm flusters

Author: 4X4

Date: April 27, 2005

by 4X4
4-27-05
So you're saying Your sidekick has turned evil? I'll take him out with my extravagent ZANY ZIT ZAP ASSAULT!!!
NO WAAAAAAAIIIIIIT!!!!
Yet another villain put to rest thanks to...CAPTAIN LONGPENIS!!!
YOU FOOKTARD!!! YOU KILLED MY TRUSTY SIDEKICK, WHO'S SPIRIT WASN'T TAKEN BY THE WEREWOLF!!!
And I'm right behind you, biatch!