Captain LongPenis adventures : Leaving the work for the cops

Author: 4X4

Date: April 27, 2005

by 4X4
4-27-05
So describe the SOB that robbed the bank and you were too scared to stop because he was filthy
Can't blame good ol' captain LongPenis for that, a superhero must look good as well as fight good. Well, he had blonde hair, wore a white outfit with blue undies,
Oh, rebelious...
Had long erections, I think it said PL on his chest, and-
Did you go out on the town drunk again???
If I had a hangover I would've remembered it!!! Oh, wait, I remember a raw, sour taste in the morning, you could be on to something-wait, I had peanuts this morning...