Captain LongPenis adventures: One small step for testicles

Author: 4X4

Date: April 27, 2005

by 4X4
4-27-05
Greetings, Your rocket is off course, and I am going to bring it back to earth with...
HAMBURGER GRAVATATIONAL PULL MANOUVERE!!!
HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!! WE'RE SINKING!!!
Another successful crash landing with the assistance of... CAPTAIN LONGPENIS!!!