So much too offer, not all day to decide...

Author: 4X4

Date: April 28, 2005

by 4X4
4-28-05
Welcome to McDognald's, home of the Angry meal. Can I help you at all???
I'll just have a Deep fried whiskers chips box for one, make that 2, no 3, NO, 4! Wait, I changed My mind, One Bite Burger with Bulldog tail bacon, NO, one Giant rotwiler clam, NO, sorry!
Come on, bitchspawn, decide... Yo-Yo Has a point, I think I might even sneak out early...
Two ratblood Mcflurries! NONONO, SORRY! A sandbox yellow salad, NO, make that a mouse wellington salad. NO, I CANNOT DECIDE!!!! WAIT, HOLD THE PHONE ! One Alley cat meal, hold the fur, No, wait, With-
DECIDE AND STOPPED PLAYING WITH YOUR FUCKING HAIRDOE BEFORE YOUR EYEBALLS WOULD SEE YOUR GOLIATH TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, I'll then just settle in for a Big Bulldog Brunch Bun, Wait, What's the time? Is it past 10:30 yet??? [Oh no, here she goes again...]