How about carrying a map???

Author: 4X4

Date: April 28, 2005

by 4X4
4-28-05
McDognald's how can I... DAAAAAD!!! A CHICKEN!! WE CAN KILL IT FOR OUR WET NOSE CHICKEN WINGS!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Help me, you gotta help me! I'm lost! I'M LOST!! GOD HELP ME!!!
Calm down, poor hen, I'll help you if you just calm-
WAAAAAAAAH! WANT MY MOM!!! MOMMY! MOMMY!!!
SHUT UP YOU CRAZY CRITTER! BECAUSE I AM VERY UNSATISFIED WITH MCDOGNALD'S AND ITS CUSTOMERS, AND I WASN'T TRAINED FOR THAT, I'M NOT FUCKING HELPING YOU UNLESS YOU CALM DOWN!!!
Oh, wait... There's a cell phone in my bag... AND IT'S MINE!!! HALLELUJAH!!!! Sorry for the trouble