All comics by 4p0c41yp53

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-11-06
That bacon is around here somewhere...
HEY! CHECK OUT MY COOL NEW GAMEBOY
AAAHHH!!!
Well I think it's cool
Note to self: kill captain Kirk.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-11-06
Mabey my psychiatrist was right.
Grrr...
Mabey there is no bacon.
Grrr...
AAAHHH!!!

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-11-06
Meanwhile...
I win again!
You probably cheated.
Admit it, you suck at Gameboy!
Grrr...
Even the homocidal bacon standing behind me could beat you!

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-11-06
Grrr...
Hi homicidal bacon! I was just playing Gameboy with spork. He is such a sore loser!
Grrr...
What did you say about my mum?
Grrr...
That's it! It's on...

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-11-06
Grrr...
You can make fun of my haircut, you can make fun of my suit, but...
Grrr...
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
Grrr...
Come back here, you yellow bastard!

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-11-06
Grrr...
Mabey he's right. Mabey I do suck at Gameboy.
Grrr...
Woah, homicidal bacon. I come in peace.
Admit it. You suck at Gameboy.
Shut up.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-11-06
And so, the homocidal bacon took over the world.
Grrr...
Grrr...
Grrr...
Grrr...
The end?
Grrr...

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
Grrr...
You Suck!
Uh...grrr?
Grrr!

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
Intoducing Bob, the guy everyone hates.
Mail.
Thanks.
"Dear Bob. When you get to hell, tell them Jim sent you."

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
...And then he shot me and I came here.
Huh? Oh. Uh...don't worry about a thing, Bob. Everythings going to be JUST fine.
Owww! that hurt...
Good.
Shouldn't I be asleep? Hey that's my spleen!
So it is, Bob. So it is.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
Finished.
Aren't you gonna put my spleen and my kidneys back?
Erm...no.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
I've got some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is you're gonna make it.
The good news is you owe me money. Lots of money.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
Why does everybody hate me?
Man what a loser.
You're under arrest for...ummm...wearing white socks on Tuesday.
But it's Monday! And I don't wear socks!
Hi, I'm Bob.
Man what a loser.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
So. What are you in for?
Piss off.
Guard! He swore at me! Make him say sorry!
Don't worry Bob, nobody will swear at you where you're going.
I wonder what he meant by that...

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
Woah! Where am I?
I am so totally wasted!
Woah, I must be in Heaven!
And you must be Jesus!
Yes Bob, I'm Jesus.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
Hi Jesus! I'm a big fan.
Look Bob, I'm gonna level with you. I'm not Jesus. I'm Satan.
Hi Satan! I'm a big fan.
I am SO not looking forward to the next few billion years.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
Woah! I must be the last person on Earth!
Hello.
Owww...
The last person on Earth...

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
Welcome to Hungry Jim's. What do you want?
Give me all the money in the cash register!
Would you like fries with that?
Yes please.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
Well. This is awkward.
Yeah.
Wanna play Monopoly?
No!

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
Well I thought it was funny.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
Welcome to Asian Survivor!
The show where we pit two Asian people against each other until we can come up with a better idea for a T.V. show.
That shouldn't be too hard.
What was that?

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
January 17th.
...Good, good. Just one more question before you can enter Heaven. How did you die?
I'm a suicide bomber. I blew up a building and killed 21 people.
Oh I see...We have a place more suited to people of your kind...
Hello.
Hi. I'm Satan. I'll be anal raping you with pineapples for the rest of eternity.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-13-06
If I'm right, the murdered should be in here.
Here I go...
You're not a murderer! Your a bunny! And what a cute little bunny you are...

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-13-06
So I'm walking down the street when I see this homicidal bacon and I was like, dude...
Boo!
So anyway, I was like, dude...

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-13-06
In the news, two people are killed by a man in a bunny suit.
Frank is on scene.
I understand you have just killed two people.
Congratu-frigging-lations.
Thank you. Now what was your motive?
They laughed at my bunny suit.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-13-06
Welcome to Channel 3 News.
Tonight's top story, a building collapses with 200 people inside. Somehow they all survive.
Just kidding, they all died.
Horrible, horrible deaths.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-13-06
Here's the plan: you strap a bomb to your chest, walk into the building, and blow the place to hell.
Great idea!
Wait a second, why don'y you strap a bomb to your chest?
Someone needs to tape it. how else are we gonna send it into Arabia's Funniest Home Videos?
Ah!

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-13-06
I have reason to beleive that the murderer is behind this door.
Gotcha! Yep, you look like the killer alright.
See you in hell, scumbag!

 

by 4p0c41yp53
9-13-06
Wow, this new HDR lighting roxorz my boxorz!!!1
ROFL I pwnt u n00b!!!1
The sadness of online gaming...
OMFG haxormao!!!1

 

by 4p0c41yp53
3-02-07
Forgive them for they know not what they do.
Later...
What the fuck do you mean I can't go to heaven? I'm Jesus fucking Christ!
Yeah, and I'm Buddha!
Satan, right? I have a lot of shit on God you might be interested in hearing...
Sounds interesting...

 

by 4p0c41yp53
3-02-07
Hey Carl. Have you seen Stephanie?
Stephanie...da blonde bitch that wouldn't pay me back? She be sleepin' with da fishes.
What?! How could you do that?! You Asshole!
Relax mothafucka!
You...were incredible.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
3-03-07
So...do you know when Duke Nukem Forever is coming out?
Ahahahahahahaha! AhahaHAhaha!
That one still cracks me up.

 

by 4p0c41yp53
3-03-07
Mabey if I move my queen there...no! He's probably expecting me to do that!
He's too good for me! he can predict every move before I make it. He truely is a grandmaster of chess!
Are you gonna move or not?

 

by 4p0c41yp53
7-26-07
Hi there! I'm here to annoy the fuck out of you. Would you like me to go through all of your files, determine which ones are important, and delete them?
You have selected no, meaning you may be a terrorist using Microsoft Word to plan the next 9/11. All of your important files are being deleted as a precaution.
I have detected that you have disconnected your keyboard from the computer, most likely because you want to bash your head in with it. Press any key to continue.

 

Invisible Car
by 4p0c41yp53, 7-31-07

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