The Pearly Gates

Author: 4p0c41yp53

Date: September 12, 2006

by 4p0c41yp53
9-12-06
January 17th.
...Good, good. Just one more question before you can enter Heaven. How did you die?
I'm a suicide bomber. I blew up a building and killed 21 people.
Oh I see...We have a place more suited to people of your kind...
Hello.
Hi. I'm Satan. I'll be anal raping you with pineapples for the rest of eternity.