Captain Kirk is a tiny asian girl.

Author: 80_MillionJESUSz

Date: March 12, 2005

Set rape laser to "rape".
Captain! My Rape lasers seems stuck on "Mild Sexual Harrasment!
Thats nothing my other one was permanantly stuck on "Violate nearest senior citizen"
Wait! I think I got it fi--- No. Never mind. It's now stuck on "Michel Jackson."
Well than lets play with a slinky.
NEVER! A slinky raped my mother!!