Rantin' and Ravin': A Variant of Something I Did Already.

Author: 80_Million_Fleas

Date: July 1, 2004

My bills are out of control, my insurance has quadrupled since the wreck, my girlfriend broke up with me, my mom died and I'm out of Twinkies.
Hmmm.... What would Jesus do?
Yo. I'm your Christ. Word.
Hi! Can I help you?
Yeah.. I'd like to purchase this hammer and nails along with a couple of two-by-fours I want loaded the back of my truck... ... Word.