RnR: If cliche strip characters were advisors to Bush.

Author: 80_Million_Fleas

Date: February 15, 2005

Awright! We got erselves a dire sich'er'ation in Social Security. I've laid down my plan, but I still wanna har yer sug'jest'chuns.
CORNHOLE THE ELDERLY!!
Sucki Sucki?
Five dolla?
What?! Why the hell am I here? I have damn physics doctorine that I could be putting to good use. ...by themselves?
This doesn't involve insertion of anything into my ass! I'm leaving.