BTC 20: Advice throughout History.

Author: 80_Million_Fleas

Date: February 21, 2005

38 BC
I need you help, Ballsukidus. I've resenty started liking this girl named Chelo.. I have a good thing going with my peeps, but... what should I do with her?
Fuck 'er.
1964
Hey! Random honkey! I just went over to Mecca not to long ago... and there I saw the most beautiful thing: Equality. However, I don't know how the Nation's gonna take it. What should I do?
Fuck 'em.
2002-ish
I just got these papers that said "Iraq has nu-ca-lur weapons" written in yellow crayon. I don't trust these reports, but we needs a place for my daddy's oil company to expand. What should I do?
Fuck it.