FTC 56: -1 Star Crash Test Rating

Author: 80_Million_Fleas

Date: February 21, 2005

What's that you got in the mail?
Says here that ASWAN has nominated me to receive their highest award.
Wow, what an honor!
It also says I need to be at their downtown headquarters in 30 minutes to accept it. Could you give me a ride?
Later...
I'm not for sure if this is a reliable mode of transportation.
Quit your bickering! The Japanese have been making fine cars for years.