FTC 56: Knee Pads.

Author: 80_Million_Fleas

Date: February 26, 2005

What's that you got in the mail?
Says here that ASWAN has nominated me to receive their highest award.
Wow, what an honor!
It also says I need to be at their downtown headquarters in 30 minutes to accept it. Could you give me a ride?
Alright. Say, what does ASWAN stand for anyway?
Americans that Suck Wang, Ass and Nuts ... Quit looking at me like I'm a freak or something! I've been working hard for this award for years!