Rantin' and Ravin': Ooookay.

Author: 80_Million_Fleas

Date: May 4, 2005

ENIS ENIS, I HAVE A BIG PENIS.
I don't believe you.
You wanna prove it with a penis sword fight?
Sounds too painful for me.
Not really. We stiffen our penises and use them as fensing swords. Perry! Thrust!
I think this game would be played a lot better of you was bent over and facing away from me.