FTC 61: This Sucks!

Author: 80_Million_Fleas

Date: May 4, 2005

Come, sir, just one after dinner mint. It's wafer thin!
I couldn't possibly eat another bite ... but OK. *munch* *munch* *munch*
Later...
The tests are conclusive, Bin Laden! Explosive Mints work!
Uhggoooood. Send one to every member of Congress, to all employed persons at the White House and one to Tony Danza.