FTC 79: I'm still dumb! Horray!

Author: 80_Million_Fleas

Date: December 11, 2005

by 80_Million_Fleas
12-11-05
GUESS WHAT, Mom? I just ASSASSINATED TED KENNEDY!
OH MY GOD, NO!!! NOOOOO!!!
Mommy, I'm PREGGANT! And WOOFY'S the daddy!
OH, HOW HORRIBLE!!! SOB!!!
GOOD EVENING! I'm your male escort!
SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME????