CC XXX: I'm not counting... are you?

Author: 80_Million_Fleas

Date: April 19, 2007

Welcome back to the Ultimate Computer Fighting Championship on ESPN 5! Our own Chazz Nutt-Roasting is live with the reigning champion. Chazz?
Thanks, Hektor. Mr. TRS-80, how do you feel about fighting that rising star, the IBookbot?
Pfft? That former hooker? Yeah... I ain't worried.
You heard it from us first. The TRS-80 isn't afraid of Lappy-Headed Hos.