Cheez-its, my ass!

Author: 86jesuscrumbs

Date: January 23, 2003

by 86jesuscrumbs
1-23-03
Kate's car is a mess of crap. Otherwise known as snack foods.
Watch out! You just sat on mumblemumble!
Christ! I sat on Jesus crumbs? Why didn't you warn me?
....Yes. Exactly. You sat on Jesus Crumbs.
Damn! I've finally achieved my only goal in life--to have Jesus plastered to my ass!
........
Oh yeah. We're going to hell. We're definitely all going to hell in a cracker basket.