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by ACuteDisorder
9-11-06
9-11-06
zOMG Anna Nicole Smith's 20-Year-Old Son Dies!
spoilers
WTFPWND
S T E E L E R S :-*
I hate you

 

by ACuteDisorder
9-11-06
my ex kept my dvds and vhs tapes of both manson tours and nin tours, and videos
i have quite a few saved
:\ it upsets me.. she probably sold them to people i hate for coke.. and i have a right to be bitter about it..
well, sir. i'm goign to add you to the famous "asdf2" buddy list
nice
you instantly passed the "asdf3" one since you're a friend of a few friends AND! i shall bother you another day, and not at 2am, when i shoudl be sleeping since i work at 6am

 

by ACuteDisorder
9-11-06
she looks a lot better, she's pretty, at least she's happy..
she's always happy, who are you kidding.. it hurts to look at some people for some reason, i have problems.. drab.
it hurts to look at myself
it hurts to touch myself ;-) you Drapes will never get away with this!
i'm thinking of becoming a speed freak.. hgeuir;hg uire;hgtieu ht ..nevermind
help a brother out, why you gotta be a hater.

 

by ACuteDisorder
9-11-06
poor brent,
what happened this time
he wants me to go with him to "look for a job", which really means.. he wants to go hang out at the mall....... whatever happened to Sebastian Bach of Skid Row?
he did have a show on vh1, it was kinda funny.. i saw him on an snl rerun yesterday. he's a bigot anyway
I am Ahab
dork

 

by ACuteDisorder
9-11-06
TV Ads Say S.U.V. Owners Support Terrorists
holy shit, i left kazaa on, and forgot about it, i come back and 30 things have been uploaded already
shit.. they got to my avril lavigne Chop suey song, that song must never get out!! *shakes fist*
???

 

how do you reply to something like "saw your nietzsche quote, thought i'd say hi."
meep meep
by ACuteDisorder, 9-11-06

 

by ACuteDisorder
9-11-06
2-20-2003
dork
how so
i dunno, hahah
Hey...
Let's throw snowballs at the stars; if we hit one, maybe it'll flare
or hit me in the eye and knock me out of my misery....hahaha yesss dork

 

by ACuteDisorder
9-12-06
http://acutedisorder.net/perfection.jpg
she is bleeding vaseline
OH MY
GOD

 

by ACuteDisorder
9-21-06
i don't believe i've been genuinely, properly clung to in a very long time. nonsense in trying to count.
eyelids like anvils.. hug me..
feed me tea without sugar and make bitter warm drink faces with me
.......

 

by ACuteDisorder
10-02-06
scry
is all the pawing getting less exciting yet?
hmm?
just thinking about something you said once
new fingers?
mmhm

 

by ACuteDisorder
10-09-06
I seriously wont be able to deal if I turn into an insomniac again
Sleep is my unwavering plan B and quite often plan A as well
I will give my hysteric fears the finger and get myself on some proper drugs.

 

by ACuteDisorder
10-11-06
no matter what i try to post, i keep hitting cancel... can cancle hit back please?
nothing is in its right place, is it?
Seems like a "to drink or not to drink" sort of question.
ones and zeroes creeping out of my face
awww you're so sweet i can just FEEL my teeth decay
nothing like living inside a bottle

 

by ACuteDisorder
1-10-07
Listen, you've been putting so much unneeded time in, We really appreciate it around here.. Let's all chat over some lunch, Our team will get to know each other.
Sounds great, just let me hearth.. I mean, finish up these tasks, and I'll be good to go.
My upload/download is 95% slower than I had asked for...
It's only one day into your billing period and you passed your limit of 500GB.. We might have to check the packets.
SOMEONE CAME INTO MY STARBUCKS AND KNOCKED OVER ONE OF THE MACS
uh.. he's not here

 

by ACuteDisorder
10-01-07
NEW SEMESTER
You've been doing a good job ever since you started working here, we have an opening at the end of the year for a Part-Time position after you graduate.
Oh? I'd really like to try and apply for that since I'm already here and know what's going on.
Exactly! We had you in mind at our meeting, we kind of want to get rid of some of these other people working here that think they have a chance for that position.
I know what you mean.. Things are mainly out of order because of a few people.
DECEMBER
Hey uh.. I was wondering why you're in charge and not me, I mean.. Nice desk.. Why didn't I hear about this position?
You're still a student, pal.. with no degree in this field. BY THE WAY, I know what mistakes you make and I'm hired to fix them.

 

by ACuteDisorder
10-01-07
Wow this is lib anti semite terrorist propoganda.We need 2 fight the iranins in iran so we dont have 2 fight thm hre.U libs need 2 b detaind untl ucan prove u r not a teorist.
If any iraqi tries to take my FREEDOM Iwill blow up his cave cmd cntr.IranNchina hve been stckpling WMDs2 useaginst us an our Israeli friends in th form of a mushroom cloud in th global wr n terror.
....
I NEED TO INVEST IN NEW NETWORKS
Whn th final nuclear bttle comes2our home streets we need world govt.+hive mind+every1 get microchip so prs bush cn kep us safe
TL;DR

 

by ACuteDisorder
11-05-07
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i don't like them
OH NOES

 

by ACuteDisorder
2-04-09
you jerks weren't very inviting when i dropped by the chat two years ago.
nobody is friendly on the internet.
oscar is.
no he isn't, he's a liar.. he told me he was puerto rican and then he told me he was cuban. then he got offended when i called him cuban.
i think oscar is white....
if oscar were white, we could trust him.

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