GRANNY ROMANTIC!!!- call it #1 (but smells of #2 LOL!!!)

Author: APPOLEAPO

Date: September 5, 2019

by APPOLEAPO
9-05-19
I'm an 'inventor' at heart and thus yearned and yawned, yea non-stop and even continuously, with a hope to come upon some dude (I guess), with similar inner thoughts indwelling...
...and when my hope of finding one had zenithed upon the summit of it's very tallest, way highest and most hoity toity & pointy peak of all, 'twas then there came a knocking... knocking... knocking...
...'twas then with force quite shocking... Mr. Poop came knocking... as if some pugilistic electrician had come knocking (left hook-right cross), at my somewhat virginal (at best), chamber door.