Kill Bill...I mean Santa

Author: A_D_C

Date: December 18, 2003

by A_D_C
12-18-03
So, Sally, what would you like for Christmas?
A Pony!
Silly Sally, Ponies are for losers.
But I want a-
After the brief conversation, Terrance and Phillip proceeded to dance onto the scene, singing "Uncle Fucker"
No, you don't, now...what do you want for Christmas?
For you to die, Uncle Fucker!