UPS vs. Elmer Judd

Author: A_D_C

Date: December 19, 2003

by A_D_C
12-19-03
Jesus, son, I nearly killed you!
Sorry for getting in your way. I'm from UPS, and I am here to deliver a package to Mr. Ross Jones. Are you Ross Jones?
Yeah, what do you got for me?
Let's see, we have two packages of anal lube, one vibrator, one six-pack of florescent dildos, and one exotic lepoard thong. The total cost is $49.95
*Sweating* Oh, um, do you take credit cards?
Owned.