After Saddam Died

Author: Abl

Date: December 31, 2006

by Abl
12-31-06
Sadddam Hussein, Welcome To Hell. This is level 1 of hell. There are 15 levels, with level 1 bieng the most minor. Fo example, if you were slightly evil when you lived you stay here.
WHAT!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR MASS STRESS AND DIPRESSION IN IRAQ WHEN I WAS IN POWER!
Sorry mate, I was assigned to put you In level 1. Level 15 according to satan is too rough for you...
I am the reason for the '82 Dujail massacre! I Launched rockets at Israel! I spent 3 months in a rat hole hiding from America with smuggled money!!!!
There's Hummus...
Oh boy, Hummus! Fine I'll stay here. Just one question: do Jihads really go to heaven?