No midget love tonight

Author: Abl

Date: January 1, 2007

by Abl
1-01-07
Hey Gnome, Wazzup? I'm gonna go with 5 mates to look for some action, wanna come?
No way. Look at me! I'm 2ft 7, I'm bald, ugly, and I'm short on money so I can't afford to pay a hooker. HOW THE HELL WILL I GET ANY ACTION!? I'm just gonna mastrubate at home.
Oh come on, Don't be such a cheap little tosser!
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