Coming Out Party

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: September 16, 2003

Of all my friends, I never thought you'd turn out to be the gay one.
It wasn't really my choice.
But you don't act gay at all and you've had girlfriends.
You know how you spent $4,000 to laser the hair on your back, but then it returned anyway?
Yeah.
It's kinda like that.