Hic!

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: October 3, 2003

Hey, you're the first repeat customer to Jes's Absinth Shack. You must have enjoyed it.
I like how you can get really drunk, but maintain focus and clarity. Unfortunately, my friends prefer other liquors.
Dude! What are you doing in my bedroom?
I've been converted to penis.
Luckily for him, I never converted to fatass.