All About Me!

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: October 19, 2003

So I'm going to get married next year.
Oh my God! Can I plan your bachelor party?
Sure.
I'm going to get lots and lots of strippers, sluts, booze, drugs...it will be awesome!
The strippers and sluts will be chicks, right?
Of course not... you're already getting laid.