Stealth Neighbor

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: November 23, 2003

Oh, my god! The cutest boy came to my door yesterday asking about the apartment for rent next door!
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, he was blond and had a Dutch or German accent.
Was he gay?
I DON'T KNOW! Europeans are all thin and dress well--my gaydar always goes haywire with them.