People Tell Me Things

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: August 21, 2004

I remember the first time I came. I had no idea what had just happened and it freaked me out.
Yeah, I also discovered masturbation before my school's sex ed curriculum.
Yeah, I looked down and wondered what that stuff was all over my bathroom sink and counter.
Bathroom sink and counter?
All I knew is it tasted good.