Carrot Top?

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: November 16, 2004

Oh, Pastor Bob! I found something terrible in my son's room while conducting my weekly search.
Pornography? Drugs? Rap music?
Worse!
What can be worse?
He was writing a fan letter to Margaret Cho!
Calm down...try to think positive. He might not be gay, he may just have a thing for chubby Asian girls.