Happy New Queer!

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: January 1, 2005

At a straight club...
I think that cute guy over there is gay.
Oh, please.
He isn't?
He's the only guy in here with tennis shoes on, his shirt is plain white instead of patterned, and he's wearing a silly New Year's hat instead of showing off his fabulous hair cut.
He seems really friendly and outgoing, though.
You need to get out more, tune your gaydar, and learn what kids on extasy look like.