Why I'd Never Go On A TV Decorating Show

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: January 8, 2005

Are you ready to see what we did to your house?
Sure.
Okay...open your eyes!
What the fuck did you do?
You said you wanted a camp theme.
I meant deliberately tacky! Where are the statues of monkeys wearing fezes? Where are velvet Elvis paintings? Where are the old west TV trays, you cunt?